How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.