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Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."