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Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.