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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."