Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.