Cat driving car
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.