CAT DRIVING

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New jokes

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.