CAT DRIVING

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Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.