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Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.