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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"