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New jokes

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.