Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.