STRANGE CAT

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Strange cat

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Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.