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New jokes

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.