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Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.