CAT IS LOOKING AROUND

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Cat is looking around

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Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."