Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.