Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!