"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!