What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.