Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"