Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.