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New jokes

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.