Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!