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New jokes

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.