Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!