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New jokes

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."