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Cat with hands

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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.