Cat with hands
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison