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New jokes

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.