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New jokes

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.