CAT SLEEPING

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Cat sleeping

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New jokes

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"