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Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.