HAPPY BOY CELEBRATES

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Happy boy celebrates

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New jokes

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.