Satisfied man drinking wine
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99