KID IS SMILING

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Kid is smiling

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New jokes

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.