PENGUINS JUMP

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Penguins jump

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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.