KIDS ARE SCREAMING

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Kids are screaming

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Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!