BASKETBALL FAN

1307.gif

Basketball fan

#dance #dancing #crazy #man #basketball #fail #happy #excited #fat #omg #wtf #sports #feature #people #others #emotion #reactions

New jokes

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.