Santa digging hole in snow
Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.