Mad santa jumped to shit
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99