LION DRINKING WATER

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Lion drinking water

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Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"