White cat is sleeping
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.