LOVE BETWEEN MAN AND LION

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Love between man and lion

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Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.