Small lion is walking
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.