Small lion is walking
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Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"