Dog with lion are playing
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.