DANCING CAT

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Dancing cat

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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.