ANGRY SMALL LION FROM LION KING

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Angry small lion from lion king

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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!