Angry small lion from lion king
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left