Mouse is hiding behind coca cola
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.