CAT WITH MOBILE

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Cat with mobile phone

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New jokes

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.