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Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.