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Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.