Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.