Teacher beats student
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.