SON OF A BITCH

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Son of a bitch

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New jokes

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.