A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99