CATS PLAYING MUSIC

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Cats playing music

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50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"